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Last login: 7 hours agoJaded-Angel: Just Me is a 25 year old woman in a relationship from Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA.; Likes 457 pages, 2 videos, 109 photos • 89 fans • Received 23 reviews; Member since Oct 18, 2006

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Super Mario Flash - Play the best Mario flash games online!: 9:35am 6 reviews online-games
http://www.mariogamesflash.com/super_mario_world_flash_game.html; this is addicting....

Trick. Or. Treat!: May 12, 9:49pm 139 reviews bizarre
http://www.brandonbird.com/halloween_treat.html; dude I really am going to print this out :)!

May 12, 9:46pm: not the way I remember them at all....but still quite funny!

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
but she didn't wear that one very often.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman,
going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.